Case Closed
The petty court is now in session

Tiny offense. Official verdict. Case Closed.

Turn roommate crimes, group-chat violations, and suspiciously missing leftovers into theatrical rulings made to share. File, judge, and serve in under 30 seconds.

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No signup wall · Three free cases daily · For entertainment only

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Ruling issued

The court's promises

Fast, funny, and built to leave the courtroom.

EXHIBIT 01

No forced account

Reach the first verdict before anyone asks for your email.

EXHIBIT 02

No fake legal theater

Clearly comedic rulings for harmless disputes—not legal advice.

EXHIBIT 03

Every card is intentional

Readable, screenshot-native layouts with a case number and bold stamp.

EXHIBIT 04

Both sides get a button

Defendants can confess, appeal, or launch a counter-suit.

Court procedure

From accusation to artifact in four moves.

The ruling is entertaining. The verdict card is the product: an official-looking social object made to travel.

  1. Step 1

    File the complaint

    Describe the offense on one screen. Add the relationship and severity if the court needs context—no signup wall required.

  2. Step 2

    Await judgment

    A judge persona considers the charge, enters the courtroom, and delivers a theatrical ruling in seconds.

  3. Step 3

    Serve the verdict

    Save a polished court-notice card, share it to your story, or send the defendant a public case link.

    Story and square exports
    GUILTY or NOT GUILTY stamp
    Judge signature and case number
    Public defendant link

  4. Step 4

    Invite the rebuttal

    The defendant can confess, appeal, or counter-sue without creating an account—turning a callout into another case.

<30 sec

Target time from opening to share

0

Accounts required for the core flow

3 ways

For a defendant to answer back

Sentencing guidelines

Filing and sharing stay frictionless.

Start with the whole viral loop for free. Upgrade only when you want more cases, personalities, and visual evidence.

Public Court

$0forever

For settling the day's most pressing nonsense.

  • 3 cases per day
  • Judge Ruth Savage
  • Standard story and square cards
  • Share, save, and serve links
  • Defendant pleas and counter-suits
File for free
For repeat offenders

Chief Justice

$7/ month

For busy households, chaotic group chats, and serial plaintiffs.

  • Unlimited case filings
  • Every judge persona
  • Custom card themes
  • Priority appeals
  • Ad-free courtroom
  • My Docket history
Enter the court

Premium is planned beyond MVP; pricing and included features may change before launch.

Fine print

Questions from the gallery

Order in the group chat

Somebody has to answer for the leftovers.

State the charge. Let the court do the roasting. Serve a verdict they cannot ignore.

Submit to the court